Poker Season Begins - Towel Protects the "Innocent"

Thanks to Annie Oakley/Pippi Longstocking/Howdy Doody for hostessing. No thanks to Exercise Barbie for leaving us wondering where her clothes went.

Nope, no room in here! And it's not her cards she's concerned about, it's her cleavage.

nor in here! I'm never washing this leotard.

Mandy, we went through this discussion last week.

Let's think now... gimpy needs to run a marathon, I need to wear this bodysuit, and you need to host.

Hey Barbie, that's a lot of friggin meat!

The poor guy was probably like, "Where's the meat"?

Stop talking about the meat, that's the second time she's been down there tonight...

...and "NO!!!" I will not have sex with you.

Oh, it's my turn... I paid it already; I'm not paying again! Matey, will it fit around?

I jazzercize; you'll be jazzercizing when you get home. Get some kahooonas - you can't fit them in the spandex, can you? Speaking of which, has anybody seen mine?

Ever since I've met you, I've wanted to sidepot you.

I'm just playing with Robin's money.

I bought this leotard at Goodwill; I washed it seven times. Leigh Mai Chan, that doesn't mean you should stop washing it after you wear it!

Hold on, I'm gonna burn something in just a sec.

Who lets these women take care of the kids?

I found more than these chips under the table.

Please, don't tell, I'm a soccer mom!